Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
handjob tips. give me some.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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