is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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