I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
whose parrot is this?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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