he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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