How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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