So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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