Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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