Betty ford says i'm here all night
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
