You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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