Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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