well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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