If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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