once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You ate ashes out of my bong
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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