I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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