absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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