Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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