I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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