babies were throwing up all over the place
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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