Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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