This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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