I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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