How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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