If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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