She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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