sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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