i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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