But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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