I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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