"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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