all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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