This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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