I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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