last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
i think im in europe. pls send help
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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