Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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