I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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