Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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