Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
