So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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