So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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