just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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