she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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