I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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