But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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