So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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