I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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