you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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