I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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