A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I hate all girls vehemently.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I am naked and annoyed.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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