I queefed so loud it echoed.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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