I wish I only lived at night.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
